Sweet tea is the official drink of sitting still. Ain't nobody ever regretted a spare out here.

A rocking chair does more for the world than any meeting ever did. Buy two, then tell folks it was one and watch them squint.

Everything out here floats, sinks, or waits. Get two bottles, and a spare for whatever floats by.

Mosquitoes are the only folks around here who work nights. One for the porch, one for the boat.

Folks say you cannot hurry a bayou. Do not ask why.

Everything out here floats, sinks, or waits. Two now, and we will see about a third when the heron leaves.

There is a heron out yonder that thinks it owns the place, and I let it. One for the porch, one for the boat.

Mud is just the ground trying something new. Two now, and we will see about a third when the heron leaves.