Sweet tea is the official drink of sitting still. Get two pairs, and a spare for whatever floats by.

Everything out here floats, sinks, or waits. The porch light is on.

Mosquitoes are the only folks around here who work nights. One for the porch, one for the boat.

There is a heron out yonder that thinks it owns the place, and I let it. Get two pairs, and a spare for whatever floats by.

It is hot enough to boil a thought, so I keep them simple. Buy two, and let the second one sit with the first.

My hat has a hole in it, and that is how the breeze gets in. Buy two, then tell folks it was one and watch them squint.

Sweet tea is the official drink of sitting still. Two is a fine number, three is a gathering.

Folks say you cannot hurry a bayou. Get two pairs, and a spare for whatever floats by.