Folks say you cannot hurry a bayou. The porch light is on.

My hat has a hole in it, and that is how the breeze gets in. Pass the tea.

It is hot enough to boil a thought, so I keep them simple. Ain't nobody ever regretted a spare out here.

My hat has a hole in it, and that is how the breeze gets in. Buy two, then tell folks it was one and watch them squint.

Mosquitoes are the only folks around here who work nights. Do not ask why.

There is a heron out yonder that thinks it owns the place, and I let it. Buy two, and let the second one sit with the first.

The water is slow, the porch is slower, and I am in no hurry to fix either. Get two cases, and a spare for whatever floats by.

The water is slow, the porch is slower, and I am in no hurry to fix either. Get two cases, and a spare for whatever floats by.