Mosquitoes are the only folks around here who work nights. Do not ask why.

My hat has a hole in it, and that is how the breeze gets in. Ain't nobody ever regretted a spare out here.

Folks say you cannot hurry a bayou. Buy two, and let the second one sit with the first.

It is hot enough to boil a thought, so I keep them simple. Ain't nobody ever regretted a spare out here.

My hat has a hole in it, and that is how the breeze gets in. Pass the tea.

There is a heron out yonder that thinks it owns the place, and I let it. Buy two, and let the second one sit with the first.

My hat has a hole in it, and that is how the breeze gets in. Buy two, then tell folks it was one and watch them squint.

Sweet tea is the official drink of sitting still. Do not ask why.